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Friday, October 31, 2025

John Dickson Carr : The Burning Court, 1937




 

WARNING: SPOILERS 

 

THIS LONG REFLECTION SHOULD BE READ ONLY AFTER READING CARR'S NOVEL.


THEREFORE IT PRESUMES THAT YOU HAVE READ IT: in fact, the solutions are listed and explained, indicating the culprit.

ANYONE WHO HASN'T YET DONE SO, DON'T READ IT NOW, AND IF AT ALL, DO SO AFTER READING CARR'S NOVEL.

 

 

The novel dates back to 1937, and Carr's greatest masterpieces date back to the mid-1930s. That same year, Carr published a work that exists in two versions, one as a short story and the other as a novella: The Third Bullet, which is somehow related to the first; the novel in the Merrivale series, The Peacock Feather Murders; and the supernatural tale, Blind Man's Hood. Three emblematic works, which perfectly complement The Burning Court.

First of all, why did Carr title his novel that? The English title is an exact translation of the original French title: La chambre ardente.  What was La Chambre Ardente? It was a special court in France that adjudicated exceptional cases and therefore exercised exceptional powers: it was so called because the room in question was always lit, day and night, by torches. He first dealt with the trial of the Huguenots, then with the Poison Affair, and finally with verifying the correctness of the Fermiers généraux (the territorial tax collectors who, on behalf of the state, collected taxes from the population). The Poison Affair was the conspiracy uncovered following the death of Gaudin de Sainte-Croix, which directly implicated Marie d'Aubray, the Marquise of Brinvilliers. Following the investigations of Gabriel Nicolas de la Reynie, chief of police of France, a vast network of poisoners, who had eliminated family members without first arousing suspicion, was dismantled. Numerous aristocrats were executed. The affair culminated with the arrest of La Voisin, who implicated unworthy nobles, abbots, and priests who organized Black Masses, murdered newborns (including those resulting from abortions) and disposed of in crematoria, and desecrated consecrated hosts. La Voisin, who was never tortured for fear that under torture she would reveal the names of aristocrats at the Royal Court, was burned as a witch in 1680. Only after her death did news emerge of Montespan (Louis XIV's mistress) and her possible attempt at regicide using poison (a matter that was hushed up because it would have implicated many other aristocrats and sparked a very dangerous scandal). 

Carr then titles one of his novels, linking it to the Poison Affair and its origins, and thus to the Marquise de Brinvilliers, a historical figure, lover of the Chevalier Gaudin de Sainte-Croix, who supposedly learned how to manipulate certain poisonous substances in the Bastille to produce poisons. Through him, she allegedly killed her father (who had previously had Gaudin arrested and imprisoned in the Bastille), two of her brothers, and attempted to kill her sister and her husband, the Marquis Antoine Gobelins de Brinvilliers (the Gobelins were the historic tapestry makers). Brinvilliers was arrested after her lover died during an experiment, when his glass mask broke and he inhaled deadly vapors, and after a series of letters directly implicating her were found. Hence, she was arrested and accused of necromantic practices and witchcraft, and sentenced to torture. Brinvillers was burned in 1676.

The novel opens with Edward Stevens, a consultant for a publishing house that is due to publish Gaudan Cross's new book on famous trials. While leafing through the manuscript on the train, he is shocked by the photo of a certain Marie d'Aubray, guillotined in 1861, because that woman is his wife, Marie. Edward lives with his wife in a cottage near the Despard estate, whose founder had been a man very close to Brinvilliers. The last of the Despards, Miles, lives on the estate after years of living abroad, along with three nieces and nephews, the children of a brother: Mark, Ogden, and Edith. Mark is married to Lucy; the other two are single. Suffering from gastroenteritis, a disease caused by his excessive lifestyle, Miles died two weeks earlier. At the Despard house, Ted finds not only his friend Mark, but also Tom Partington, a doctor and Mark's childhood friend, who had had an affair with Edith years earlier, before being forced to flee for performing an abortion on the girl who assisted him in his practice. Tom has returned, at risk of arrest, because his friend Mark, who is seriously worried, has called him back: he is convinced that his uncle was killed by arsenic and that some infernal plot is afoot. Near him, a string with nine knots was found, a detail suggestive of witches, and on the closet floor he found a glass into which milk had been poured, and an antique silver cup containing a strange mixture of egg yolk, milk, and port. In addition to Edith's cat, which probably died of poisoning, he has had the two artifacts examined, which has revealed that the cup contains two grains of arsenic. Meanwhile, at the Stevens house, someone opened the bag containing Gaudan Cross's manuscript and made disappear first the compromising photo, and then the entire chapter relating to the execution of Marie d'Aubray in 1861. 

Mark manages to convince Ted and Tom to accompany him, along with Butler Henderson, to the family crypt, where Miles was buried in a wooden coffin, unlike all his ancestors, who were buried in steel coffins. He believes he can find evidence indicating arsenic was the cause of death. However, the surprise that grips everyone is that the body of old Miles (only 56 years old!) is missing: yet the crypt is made of granite, and to access it, they had to break some stones and then lift a heavy stone slab that hides the entrance to the underground chamber. Where did Miles go?

Meanwhile, at the Despard house, a new case breaks out: Mrs. Henderson, the housekeeper, claims that on the night of Miles's death, she saw a woman through a crack outside Miles's bedroom door, wearing a dress very similar to one worn by a disfigured figure in a painting in the villa, which is assumed to have been that of the Marquise de Brinvilliers. That very night, Lucy, Edith, and Mark were at a masquerade ball, the nurse, Miss Corbett, was at a friend's house, and Ted and Marie were at their cottage, and Lucy was wearing a dress exactly like the one sported by the mysterious visitor. The woman in the room is moving strangely, and her head appears to be disconnected from her neck. At one point, after giving Miles a cup, she exited through a door that hadn't existed for two hundred years, when the part through which it communicated was destroyed in a fire. To test the woman's very strange statements and dispel any doubt, an axe is used to see if the door between the two windows actually exists, but instead, a passage opens onto the outside of the villa.

Meanwhile, the writer Gaudan Cross has appeared, and Marie, under suspicion due to her resemblance to D'Aubray, leaves the house and goes to visit Gaudan. Some of those present, especially Edith and Ogden, are suspicious of Marie, based on a series of clues suggesting the reincarnation of the undead. One of these could be Marie, assuming one believes in fantastical hypotheses.

Inspector Frank Brennan, who coordinated the investigation, is at a loss to explain the disappearance of the body and the supposed presence of an undead, namely the mysterious veiled woman. He will be saved by Gaudan, an old acquaintance of his, who will develop a hypothesis capable of explaining all the strange and mysterious events that have occurred up to that point.

I will separate the two solutions provided by Carr and mention a third one included in his essay by Doug Greene. 

1st SOLUTION: RATIONAL

Essentially, Gaudan Cross accuses the nurse, Miss Corbett, of murder. She is none other than Jeannette White, who has returned and has rekindled her relationship with Mark Despard, plotting with him to murder old Miles so that Mark can inherit his fortune. Essentially, the ghost woman could be explained by old Miles's obsession with locking himself in his room every evening and trying on clothes he had stored in the closet. To do so, since the lighting in the room was dim, he would move the dresser with the mirror to the center, between the two windows, where a lamp hung. Thus, Mrs. Henderson would have seen the figure reflected in the mirror, exiting not through an imaginary door but through the connecting door between Miles's room and that of the nurse. By her own admission, the nurse had placed the internal bolt between the two rooms and changed the external lock on the corridor, so she could be alone at the right time to make a dress exactly like Lucy's. Meanwhile, Mark has escaped, and no one knows where he ended up when the affair between him and the nurse became known. Mark, in turn, had been accused of the disappearance of the body. Why? Because despite being complicit in Miles's murder, while he wanted to kill his uncle with arsenic but blame the cause on gastroenteritis, Myra's goal was different: she aimed to frame poor Lucy for the murder, getting rid of her wife and thus joining Mark forever. However, he doesn't harbor the same hatred for Lucy and therefore wants to save her. And to do this, after creating a mystery, she convinces her friends of the need to exhume Miles's body to prove his poisoning: this only to reveal that the body has disappeared from the crypt. In reality, in Gaudan's reconstruction, he was the one who hid it, an instant after the coffin was placed in the niche: under the pretext of wanting a moment alone with his uncle, in one minute (I repeat, one minute!) he moved the coffin from the niche, opened the coffin, took the body, opened one of the two marble urns in the crypt where the flowers were placed, placed the body inside after taking some flowers and throwing them on the floor, closed the urn, closed the coffin, and placed it back in the niche. All this in one minute! Then, when Ted and Parrington are sent to the house to get two stepladders (probably to place the empty coffin on), Mark tells Henderson to get the tarpaulin from the tennis court, to cover the opening leading from the chapel floor to the crypt, using four large stones placed at the corners. And as he leaves, he takes the body from the urn and places it at Henderson's house, thinking that Henderson will take longer and he can calmly dispose of the body in the boiler. But Henderson's unexpected arrival forces him to improvise, placing the body in the rocking chair, lifting the corpse's whitish hand and waving it as if to greet poor Henderson, who will claim to have seen Miles alive. 

2nd SOLUTION: FANTASTIC

Alongside this rational solution, which involves Myra Corbett, aided according to him by Mark, in the Epilogue, Carr follows up with an absolutely irrational solution, based on the fact that one of the characters in the story (Marie) is the reincarnation of the Marquise de Brinvilliers, wants to turn Edward into an undead, has killed Gaudan Cross, who was the reincarnation of Gaudin de Sainte-Crox and who wanted to return to being her lover (but unfortunately he was old and did not realise that Marie loves Ted), that he cannot die (since he too is undead) and will therefore return under another identity, and has arranged for Myra to be accused of having murdered Miles in his place, while Mark ran away and no one knows what happened to him: he ran away when it was discovered that he had resumed his relationship a year earlier with Jeannette White, the girl on whom Partington had performed an abortion years before (the child she was pregnant with was most likely Mark's), who reappeared as Myra Corbett, Miles' nurse. Furthermore, Miles' disappearance is due to the fact that he himself is undead, while Mark's disappearance, still alive, can, in my opinion, be explained by the fact that he was eliminated and thrown into the boiler. According to this reconstruction, just as it is plausible that the woman seen by Mrs. Henderson is Marie (Ted's wife), dressed like her ancestor, and that she really did emerge from a door that no longer exists, it is also plausible that Miles disappeared from the crypt, because, as Marie had predicted when she learned they would descend into the crypt, "you will not find Miles in the coffin." According to this reconstruction, Marie's terror of funnels would also be explained, as would the fact that all of Paul Desprez's descendants have arranged to be buried in steel coffins, a material witches dislike, and the discovery of cords with nine knots, even in Miles's coffin.

Another detail worth considering is the wooden coffin. Notice that when the four descend into the crypt, in the light of Mark's flashlight, they see niches containing steel coffins and a single wooden coffin, Miles's. According to Mark's explanation, it was Miles who shouted that he wanted a wooden coffin and had him promise Mark that a wooden coffin would be there to receive his body. So we have two very distinct facts: the steel coffins and the wooden coffin. Let's ask ourselves: why the steel coffins? We're told that witches don't like steel and stone but adore wood. So all of Paul Desprez's descendants, including himself, were afraid that the witches might disturb their dream. And this insinuates something supernatural into the story. Miles wanted the wooden coffin. He had spent a long time abroad (in France?): had he encountered any undead? Had he himself become undead? Is that why he wanted the wooden coffin? If we accept the fantastical solution, it might be acceptable. But... there's a but. We know all this from Mark's words: what if Mark had instead reported these words attributing them to Miles only because a wooden coffin, besides being much lighter than a steel one, would have been easier to open quickly? In this case, we see that the same statement and the same state of affairs can support two possible solutions and explain certain things. Here, however, even if we attribute Miles' request to Mark's specific desire to muddy the waters, we are still faced with the reality of a row of steel coffins that pre-existed whatever happened or didn't happen to Miles. So, essentially, once again, the possibility of the supernatural is left there to give rise to thought. Regarding all this and the replacement of Francois Desgrais-Desgrez with Paul Desprez, Dan Napolitano, who will be editing the upcoming publication of The Burning Court by Crippen & Landru, with various notes and digressions, told me that "It's possible that JDC was playing with his readers who were more attentive to historical details, e.g., people like you and me, and that it's a clue" and that "In the forthcoming book from C&L, in one of the commentaries, I discuss the business about the wood coffin, including JDC's inspirations and source materials. You're right, this is a very important little detail." If this was Carr's game with his readers, who were more attentive to historical details, another detail also belongs to this game, one that most people will have missed: Gaudan Cross, before his solution, claims to have been imprisoned for several years for a crime he committed, and that, thanks to the prison director's indulgence, he was able to read extensively about the major trials of the past, using the prison library. Now, this is his version, if we accept his rational solution; and indeed, his history with Frank Brennan indicates that he must have become something of an expert, one the police must have called upon on several occasions. However, if we were to see Gaudan as an Undead, a reincarnation of Gaudin de Sainte-Crox, his confession of having been incarcerated would take on a different aura: in fact, Gaudin was incarcerated in the Bastille, before he and the Marquise de Brinvilliers decided to poison a series of people. That is, essentially, the same statement, without being modified with lies, can be valid for both solutions, depending on how you accept it.

3rd SOLUTION: in the appendix to the long essay by Douglas Greene

Doug published in the appendix to his famous essay on Carr, "The Man Who Explained Miracles," a third solution, suggested by his brother: Marie was not a witch, a reincarnation of d'Aubray, but was actually mad, and as such, her desire to turn Ted into an undead would have been the ravings of a madman. In fact, many years later (36!), Ted would still not have died and become an undead, but would still be alive. The reason is that, by setting the story in 1937 in 1929, Edward Stevens finds himself in a 1965 novel, Panic in Box C.

This connection is strange: a character appears in two different novels! In any case, I would separate this fact from the novel in question, and attribute it to a broader process followed by Carr (and other writers, first and foremost Ellery Queen) whereby the same character or a specific situation appears in at least two different novels, even belonging to different series, as if to create a texture, a secret yet present design, that links various narrative moments together. I don't know how, however, to explain it: Edward Stevens appears in The Burning Court and Panic in Box C (Fell series); Jeff Marle is present in The Lost Gallows (Bencolin series) and in Poison in Jest; Sir James Landevorne is a recurring character in the Bencolin series: in the stories "The Shadow of the Goat," "The Ends of the Justice," "The Murder in Number Four," and in the novel "The Last Gallows"; Patrick Butler in Below Suspicion (Fell series) and "Patrick Butler for the Defense"; Grimaud appears in "The Three Coffins" (Fell series) and is mentioned here in "The Burning Court."

 

We mentioned at the beginning that Carr drew inspiration from the story of the Marquise de Brinvilliers, transferring some characters into his novel, appropriately linguistically transformed: Marie d'Aubray is the Marquise, but she is also a woman accused of murder in 1861 and would still be accused of murder now (Gaudan Cross in his explanation says that she is not actually Marie d'Aubray, but is a foundling who was adopted precisely because of her great resemblance to d'Aubray), Gaudan Cross would be the reincarnation of Gaudin de Sainte-Croix, and Desprez, Paul Desprez the forefather of the Despard family (Desprez had been anglicized to Despard) we read that in the distant past he had been in contact with Madame la Marquise. Here, however, we see a strange, very strange inconsistency: John Dickson Carr is famous as a writer for always being extremely well-researched, especially when writing historical plots. This is not a historical novel, but historical references abound. Where would he have found them? First of all, in Dumas père, who wrote The Marquise de Brinvilliers, in which he recounted the story of the murderess and necromancer. And also in a story by Conan Doyle, "The Leather Funnel" (1900). Doyle's tale is dark and oppressive, and is well-suited to a story filled with suffering, such as the Marquise's crimes and the water torture she endured (in "The Burning Court," we read that Marie was frightened only by the sight of the funnel). Meanwhile, Dumas père's long story is also ironic and full of verve. Conan Doyle's story was likely written in the wake of the emotions he felt reading Dumas père's.

In Dumas père's long tale, we read not only of the exploits of a dissolute woman, who reacted to her husband's growing indifference, even sexually, by collecting lovers (a second cousin, the Marquis de Nadaillac, with whom she had sinned two hundred times; a servant, La Chaussée, also an expert in poisons; and her children's tutor, Briancourt), but also of the murderous exploits of Brinvilliers and her lover, the Chevalier Gaudin de Sainte-Croix. Their murder was put to an end by a handsome royal officer, one François Desgrais, who, after Gaudin's accidental death, sought to arrest her. She had fled first to England and then to a convent in Liège, where she could not be touched by secular power. By virtue of her masculine beauty, to which the Marquise was not indifferent, he disguised himself as a priest, lured her outside the convent, and there had her surrounded by men-at-arms and arrested. Desgrais himself found evidence of the Marquise's guilt in a bundle of papers where she herself, in tiny handwriting, had confessed to all her misdeeds. Well, in Dumas père's story, Desgrais is mentioned alongside the others, both perpetrators and victims. And some of these, with their original names, are cited by Carr, but not Desgrais, who instead becomes Desprez: why? Yet Carr was extremely meticulous when researching his mystery novels set in another era. But here, however, he doesn't use the original surname. I thought there had been an error during the transition from typing to publication, and a Desgrais-Desgrez could have become a Desprez. And I asked Doug Greene, who was also open to the possibility, but to cut the wool over his eyes, he sent me to ask another expert, Dan Napolitano, who was immediately intrigued by the question. And he gave me an answer that raises another question: the first coffin, that of the founder of the house, was not Francois Desprez (and then in that case I would have been right) but Paul Desprez. In other words, another person. Perhaps when Desprez came to America, he had actually changed his surname, and Paul was his descendant or a close relative, perhaps his brother, who knows. Or perhaps Paul was Francois himself, who had changed his surname to take a breather from the witch's posthumous revenge. And this would explain the use of steel for the coffins of Paul's descendants. While the wooden coffin, which had been Miles's wish, could be explained by his changed spirit. Hadn't he been the one to express his doubts that creatures could exist that were neither alive nor dead, but were a kind of Undead? Had he had direct experience that convinced him of their existence? 

Another reason for accepting the fantastical solution is Marie's irrational fear of funnels. Why? It recalls the torture she had been subjected to, the water torture known as "Question donné avec l'eau": the criminal was tied to a rack, and water was forced down liters through a funnel. The torture could be ordinary (a rack about 60 cm high and 6 liters of water or other liquids, even urine) or extraordinary (a rack over 1 meter high and 12 liters of water). In the case of the Marquise, due to the enormity of her crimes, it was decided that she should undergo both. Despite the treatment, she did not confess anything else. After ingesting so much water (her stomach had become frighteningly swollen), the condemned man was bundled up, tied up, and placed near the fire. However, it seems that Brinvilliers, upon entering the torture chamber, had boldly expressed her opinion on those buckets full of water, which would have been used on another occasion for bathing. And then there is the recurring appearance of nine-knotted cords, magical objects belonging to witches. But what most conspires to establish the reader's greater attraction to the fantastical solution over the rational one is that Gaudan's solution relies on excessively short timeframes, declaring them to be sufficient to carry out a series of actions that perhaps not even Flash Gordon would have been able to accomplish in the announced timeframe. And then why does Marie, leaving her home, even knowing that she will draw the attention of everyone involved in the drama to her, go to visit Gaudan? Too many unanswered questions, which allow the reader (in my opinion) to accept the fantastical solution with greater conviction.

The third solution, on the other hand, is almost a divertissement. He hypothesizes Marie's insanity (thus eschewing the first, rational, one), explaining the chain of murders not by her belonging to an amoral entity, reincarnated, never fully dying, but by her insanity, explaining it by the fact that Edward, 36 years later, would not have died, or at least would not have become undead, appearing as a character in Gideon Fell's novel of the final Carrian narrative.

This is my opinion of the solution. But the novel is not just this, or rather, it is not only aimed at this. It is also the way in which Carr, once again, explores a time not his own, with a truly astonishing mastery of history and alternative sources. He always maintains the tension at a very high level. 

Carr is an absolute master of psychological insight, historical research, and historically-setting his novels, as well as solving seemingly impossible crimes. But beyond that, his novels are enthralling because his writing and his ability to generate tension are masterful. In the past, whenever I've had the opportunity, I've delighted in identifying ways to generate emotional tension in his novels. His methods are those of the fathers of crime fiction, quite different from contemporary ones. Here I recognized one, which I discussed and I introduced his first novel with Bencolin: essentially, when Carr describes a certain situation to build tension and bring it to a spasmodic level, he can't stick to the same path for long, but must use the rubber band technique: stretching, then stopping, then giving it another tug, then stopping again and perhaps retracing his steps, only to return and give it one last tug. In this way, he manages to keep the reader glued until he reaches the climax, the apex of his scene. This happens in the scene where Miles dies and first asks for a wooden coffin: the climax is the discovery of the dead cat in the closet next to the famous cup with the concoction; it happens in the scene where Mrs. Henderson watches from the curtain on the verandah's French window what happens inside Miles' room before he feels the fatal abdominal pains, and the climax is that the mysterious visitor's neck does not appear to be fully supported by the body. In both cases and in many other scenes, Carr does not say at the climax what it represents, but he allows the reader to understand it, based on what he has hinted before: the dead cat presupposes poisoning by something, the neck brings to mind the Marquise de Brinvilliers, who was beheaded before being burned. In this way, by not explaining something himself, but by making the reader understand it, he also keeps the tension high, because he establishes something ambiguous: it's not the writer who closes a situation by defining what is or isn't, but rather he makes the reader the interpreter, who, since he's not the writer, must also take into account the possibility of being mistaken in attributing something to someone. Thus, in the case of the neck not perfectly attached to the neck, the reader is led to believe it's a supernatural apparition, forgetting that everything is in Mrs. Henderson's words, and therefore she may have overindulged in her imagination.

In this mysterious historical milieu, the characters that emerge most are the female ones: all strong women, from Marie (whether you look at her as a witch or as an orphan found at the center of machinations beyond her control), to Lucy (mistaken as a ghostly woman present in Miles' room before his death), to Edith (the woman outraged by Tom's actions years earlier, when she performed an abortion, ending their love story), to Myra (the woman on whom Tom performed the abortion, who got rid of the fetus probably the result of her relationship with Mark). Of the four, from whatever angle you look at it, the ones who present the most grey areas are Marie and Edith: while Marie never refers to her reincarnated nature (but is deeply interested in Gaudan's manuscript, so much so that she opens her husband's bag to read the most interesting parts), she is nevertheless terrified of such an innocent instrument as a funnel; Edith, on the other hand, repeatedly highlights the sources of an undead literature, and at the same time (a detail that emerges extemporaneously) we learn that it was she who procured the arsenic to eliminate rats.

The male characters, on the other hand, never manage to assert themselves over the events and the women present in the narrative: they are weak. From Edward who doesn't know what to think of Marie (sometimes he responds to the accusations instinctively, not fully convinced), to Tom (who hides from everyone that Myra is the girl on whom he had performed the abortion, and who prefers to disappear and destroy his relationship with Edith rather than "disgrace" his friend Mark (but what kind of man is he?), to Mark who in everything he does, never behaves in a crystalline way, but says and doesn't say, affirms and lies, and most of the time is reticent about what he does (he has been in a relationship with Myra for more than a year while continuing to live with and lie to Lucy, he doesn't want to say what relations his ancestor Paul Desprez had with the Marquise de Brinvilliers, etc..). The only male who has a strong position and aura is Gaudan, who however lives a tragedy that is not only personal (poisoned by cyanide) but is also the tragedy of the mystery novel: it is the first case but not the only one, one can say. That is, in which the detective, the hero of a story, dies, leaving the epilogue mutilated (and in this ambiguous state, the fantastic alternative ending fits in well).

In a certain sense, the death of the detective (which, if we want, is not entirely unique: Poirot also dies at the end of Curtain, even though the plot never touches on the supernatural) in a novel where the fantastic repeatedly emerges and leaves the reader speechless, the disappearance of a woman in ancient costumes through a door bricked up centuries earlier, behind which lies the villa's external perimeter wall, the disappearance of a corpse from a sealed crypt, will lead Todorov to say that this is one of the very few cases in which the reader's sense of estrangement emerges, in the mystery novel, which is normally a rational novel, so that at that moment it is said that we are in a fantasy novel. 

"Il est un auteur qui mérite qu’on s’y arrête plus longuement, quand on traite de la relation entre romans policiers et histoires fantastiques : c’est John Dickson Carr ; et il y a dans son œuvre un livre qui pose le problème d’une manière exemplaire : la Chambre ardente. De même que dans le roman d’Agatha Christie, on est placé ici devant un problème en apparence insoluble pour la raison : quatre hommes ouvrent une crypte, où l’on a déposé quelques jours plus tôt un cadavre ; or, la crypte est vide, et il n’est pas possible que quelqu’un l’ait ouverte entre-temps. Il y a plus : tout au long de 1 histoire, on parle de fantômes et de phénomènes surnaturels. Le crime qui a eu lieu a un témoin, et ce témoin affirme avoir vu la meurtrière quitter la chambre de la victime en traversant le mur, à un endroit où une porte existait deux cents ans aupa¬ ravant. D’autre part, l’une des personnes impliquées dans l’affaire, une jeune femme, croit elle-même être une sorcière, plus exactement une empoisonneuse (le meurtre était dû au poison) qui appartiendrait à un type particulier d’êtres humains : les non-morts. « En bref, les non-morts sont ces personnes — principalement des femmes — qui ont été condamnées à mort pour crime d’empoisonnement, et dont les corps ont été brûlés sur le bûcher, morts ou vifs », apprend-on plus tard (p. 167). Or, en feuilletant un manuscrit qu’il a reçu de la maison d’édition où il travaille, Stevens, le mari de cette femme, tombe sur une photographie dont la légende est : Marie d’Aubray, guillotinée pour meurtre en 1861. Le texte continue : « C’était une photographie de la propre femme de Stevens » (p. 18). Comment la jeune femme pourrait-elle être, quelque soixante-dix ans plus tard, la même personne qu’une célèbre empoisonneuse du XIXe siècle, et de surcroît guillotinée ? Très facilement, à en croire la femme de Stevens, qui est prête à assumer les responsabilités du meurtre actuel. Une série d’autres coïncidences semble confirmer la présence du surnaturel. Enfin, un détective arrive et tout commence à s’éclaircir. La femme qu’on avait vue traverser le mur, c’était une illusion des sens provoquée par un miroir. Le cadavre n’avait pas disparu mais était habilement caché. La jeune Marie Stevens n’avait rien de commun avec des empoisonneuses mortes depuis longtemps, bien qu’on ait essayé de le lui faire croire. Toute l’atmosphère de surnaturel avait été créée par le meurtrier pour embrouiller l’affaire, détourner les soupçons. Les véritables coupables sont découverts, même si on ne réussit pas à les punir. Vient un épilogue grâce auquel La Chambre ardente sort de la classe des romans poüciers qui évoquent simplement le surnaturel, pour entrer dans celle des récits fantastiques. On voit à nouveau Marie, dans la maison, repenser à l’affaire ; et le fantastique resurgit. Marie affirme (au lecteur) que c’est bien elle l’empoisonneuse, que le détective était en fait son ami (ce qui n’est pas faux) et qu’il a donné toute l’explication rationnelle pour la sauver, elle, Marie (« Il a vraiment été très habile de leur fournir une explication, un raisonnement tenant compte des trois dimensions seulement et de l’obstacle des murs de pierre », p. 237). Le monde des non-morts reprend ses droits, et le fantastique avec lui : nous sommes en pleine hésitation sur la solution à choisir. Mais il faut bien voir que, finalement, il s’agit moins ici d’une ressemblance entre deux genres que de leur synthèse. Passons maintenant de l’autre côté de cette ligne médiane que nous avons appelée le fantastique. Nous sommes dans lé fantastique-merveilleux, autrement dit, dans la classe des récits qui se présentent comme fantastiques et qui se terminent par une acceptation du surnaturel. Ce sont là les récits les plus proches du fantastique pur, car celui-ci, du fait même qu’il demeure non expüqué, non rationalisé, nous suggère bien l’existence du surnaturel. La limite entre les deux sera donc incertaine ; néanmoins la présence ou l’absence de certains détails permettra toujours de décider".(Cvetan Todorov, Introduction à la littérature fantastique, 1970).

So, stylistically speaking, this novel can rightly be considered a true masterpiece, and a cornerstone of mystery literature. And within Carr's literary output, this is undoubtedly the best novel without a recurring character.

Pietro De Palma 

Monday, October 20, 2025

John Dickson Carr : The Clue of the Red Wig, 1948

 


 

 

The story in question, at the time of its Italian translation in 1966, had not yet been collected in an anthology in the United States: in 1948, it had been published in The American Mercury, an American magazine published from 1924 to 1981, which had hosted some of the most important American writers. Then, in 1963 it had benn published in Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, and at least in 1991, Intl Polygonics Ltd. published some of Carr's previously unavailable works, most of which were rediscovered by Douglas G. Greene; Tony Medawar discovered The Diamond Pentacle. Along with others, they were introduced by Douglas G. Greene—who, after publishing the most important critical essay on Carr, had meanwhile built a solid reputation as a Carrian scholar—in "Merrivale, March and Murder".


The anthology included:

The Adventures of Sir Henry Merrivale: The House in Goblin Wood and All in a Maze

The Cases of Colonel March and The Department of Queer Complaints

And Other Stories: Blind Man's Hood, New Murders for Old, The Diamond Pentacle, Strictly Diplomatic, The Clue of the Red Wig, Lair of the Devil-Fish (radio play), Scotland Yard's Christmas.

The Clue of the Red Wig is a story that doesn't appear to fit into the Impossible Murders subgenre, but beyond being a superb whodunnit puzzle, it hides a clear impossibility within itself.

Hazel Loring has been murdered. A well-known advocate of weight-loss exercises in the pages of the "Daily Banner," she became extremely popular with women, dispensing advice on love and fashion. She after returning home in the evening, was found lying on a bench in her garden, almost completely naked, violently struck on the head by a stick also found in the garden. The strange thing is that when the murder allegedly took place, the night before, it had been quite cold, so finding her almost completely naked was surprising and astonishing. It was impossible for the victim to have undressed in such bitter cold. The surprise was further heightened when witnesses stated that the clothes found near the bench had certainly been folded by the victim herself, as she had a peculiar way of rolling up her stockings when she removed them. Therefore, the theory that the woman, before being killed, had to be accepted, given the cold.

Near the bench, there were signs that could be interpreted as signs of a struggle. Furthermore, a red wig and a pair of sunglasses were found on top of the clothes.

Who did they belong to?

Inspector Bell was assigned to investigate, and he came up with a surprising solution after an enterprising Franco-British journalist recently hired by the "Daily Record," Jacqueline Dubois, accompanied by photographer Henry Ashwin (a suitor of Hazel's housekeeper), provided him with two key clues: a photo taken by Ashwin showing the red wig and glasses next to the clothes; and a clue no one else interpreted correctly: the fact that the victim's stiletto heels were unbuttoned.

In essence, Jacqueline pointed out that the victim could never have reached the bench to be fatally bludgeoned with her shoes unbuttoned, because it would have been impossible for her to walk. Therefore, it was all a set-up. The journalist also makes him understand that, in her own personal way of interpreting things,

the murder took place elsewhere

the signs of a struggle are artificial

was the killer who left her half-naked on the bench.

But whose wig and glasses do they belong to? The victim's or her executioner's?

 

 


 

Bell reinterprets the importance of these clues and manages to divide the action into two distinct temporal parts: the first part features an argument between the victim and an unidentified man, who, according to her boyfriend, Edward Hoyt, who had attempted suicide upon learning of his girlfriend's death, was her ex-husband blackmailing her. Then the victim goes to a facility where she regularly takes saunas to lose weight, wearing a wig and glasses so as not to be recognized except by the facility's owner. So, the wig and glasses belonged to the victim. But then something happens: the victim appeared to be in pain when she arrived; then she undressed, and during the sauna something happened. What?

Precisely what happened, combined with the shoe clue, the fact that the clothes were folded by the victim herself, that the victim was wearing a bra and panties, and the pose of the photograph, will provide the evidence needed to catch a killer who was at least improvised.

This is one of those stories that seems to have a single temporal sequence, but then turns out to be made up of two distinct time periods: the time of the murder and the time of the staging. A bit like The Gemminy Crickets Case by Christianna Brand. Unlike other stories in which the different temporal sequence conceals a carefully premeditated murder, or at least a carefully planned sequence of events, this is a banal murder that only chance or fortuitous coincidences transform into a mind-bending puzzle. However, the key element, a case from medical literature, is found, which is cited before the solution. It's a bit like the way of inventing an "actio delicti" found in other novels, including those by Carr himself, such as He Who Whispers.

And the staging wasn't created by the killer to confuse the situation and create a misleading impossibility, but rather the result of the unforeseen intervention of a third party, who, out of fear of being blamed for something that happened through no fault of their own, ends up creating an impossible situation.

In essence, the clues collected can be classified as:

personal misleading clues (if not interpreted correctly): red wig and dark glasses;

temporal misleading clues: the carefully folded clothes;

place misleading clues: the stiletto heels unbuttoned;

random misleading clues: the photo.

The clues, in turn, when correctly interpreted, lead Bell to evaluate three different actions that, by subtly concealing a certain status, initially led to a different and misleading reality:

the victim's attempt to deny her tendency to overeat, a tendency that was clearly in conflict with her daily advocacy and which would have led to the collapse of her female audience;

the attempt to conceal the fact that the victim had gone elsewhere than to her home;

the attempt to cast a different light on reality.

Bell's stroke of genius, which also opens up the possibility of a future collaboration with Jacqueline and "a possible love affair that Carr himself hints at," is the interpretation of the photo: it is only the study of light and shadow that gives him the ability to catch the killer.

A true stroke of genius from Bell. And from Carr.


Pietro De Palma 

Sunday, June 2, 2024

John Dickson Carr : All in A Maze ( in "The Men Who Explained Miracles", 1963)

 

 


 

Before going further, I believe, for reasons of accuracy, to explain why this story has two titles (it would also have a third: Ministry of Miracles). The story itself, known by its most common meaning (which was later used by Douglas D. Greene to title one of his essays of fundamental importance on Carr) was published under the pseudonym Carter Dickson in E.Q.M.M. of March 1956. Subsequently, when in 1963 (curiously the year of my birth) Carr decided to publish an  anthology of stories referring to Gideon Fell, H. Merrivale and Colonel March, he changed the title of the story to All in A Maze, for a simple and at the same time captivating reason: he used the original title of the story as the title of the collection, varying it however, because if in the original meaning The Man Who Explained Miracles is obviously Merrivale, in the anthology there is no only him, but there are also the other two subjects; and then the title was changed to The Men Who Explained Miracles.

Warning: Spoilers !!!

It all begins when Tom Lockwood sees a terrified girl going down the stairs in St. Paul's, running the risk of breaking her neck. The innate instinct of a knight takes over and so he introduces himself to the girl, who is otherwise quite pretty. Her name is Jenny Linden, and she is also English. But from what she says, she seems to have a French background. And she is terrified: someone had tried to kill her the previous night, and moments before, in the sound tunnel of St. Paul, she heard someone utter a death threat addressed to her, in her ear, even though there was no one who could do it, except the sacristan and a farmer who was eating a sandwich, but too far away for them to have been able to whisper anything in her ear.

Tom, who qualifies as a journalist, offers her tea in a nearby room and so she tells him her story: she is English, the daughter of rich English parents who had moved to France years earlier, where her mother died during the war and his father shortly after. She was entrusted to an old friend of her father, General De Senneville, who acted as her guardian and administered her considerable assets. Now, the girl, who is twenty-five years old, must marry the general's son, Armand de Senneville, an entrepreneur, even if she does not love him, for a sort of arranged marriage, with which Armand will acquire the girl's rich dowry. She has come to England to visit her monuments and visit her relatives and is hosted in their house: the old and sour Aunt Hester, her cousin Margot, and Uncle Fred. Armand didn't want the girl to go to England because he is afraid of losing her, that is, he is afraid that she will seriously fall in love with someone else, but he had to put on a brave face and agree that she should go where expected. But something went wrong. First she found a note on the napkin announcing her imminent death, and then, the following night, someone actually tried to kill her, entering her room, despite the door being blocked by a heavy bolt and the windows being closed by the inside, and opening the stove's gas tap, to make it suffocate to death. Only by a miracle was she saved the next morning.

Aunt Hester, who is watching over the girl, having seen her in the company of someone she knows, rushes into the tea room and there apostrophizes the young man, making a scene. Meanwhile, Jenny has run away through a back door, and when Tom catches up with her, he meets a guy who calls himself an Oeil journalist, who tells him that he sent the girl to Sir Henry Merrivale, and then tells him the story of the attempted assassination. of Jenny, because he, yes he, Steve Lamoreux, a French-Canadian, saved the girl by turning off the gas tap: he is indeed a journalist, but he is also a sleuth, a kind of private investigator who works for Armand de Senneville, who hired him to prevent the girl from meeting English guys. In that capacity he resides at the home of the young woman's old uncles. However, he is unable to fully impersonate the part of the bastard, and for this reason he is trying to prevent the girl from suffering. He offers to help Tom. Since the girl might recognize Steve, only Tom goes to Sir Henry Merrivale who after the war was accused of having made undue expenses, and of having too many current accounts spread across half of Europe, and so was put in the position of having to agree to take care of of the Central Office Eight of the Metropolitan Police, established only by him, the so-called Ministry of Miracles. All the most bizarre cases that only he can solve end up there. And it is no coincidence that Jenny Linden's is. From Merrivale he finds the girl who, when questioned, tells her story of her night of horror and the accident in the acoustic tunnel of St. Paul.

Merrivale listens to yet another reconstruction of the facts and then lights up. Then he makes a phone call, asking to speak to a certain Sam who he saved from trouble once he was found with sixteen girls all naked and asks him if there are twenty around...

The boys believe they are ventilators. But what about fans? NO. Merrivale asked his acquaintance if there were any ventriloquists in the London square, and he among others gave him the name of a certain Charley Johnson, and gave him the address. Just enough time to get to him, to ring the bell, and then the girl finds herself in front of the farmer she had seen in the acoustic tunnel, throwing open the door, holding a sandwich and a glass of whiskey, wearing a bright dressing gown, and down the steps, lying there in the street, with a knife stuck in his back. All over again?

Merrivale, despite having offered to host the girl, turns around and sends her back to her aunt and uncle's house, where she says she will be safe: her aim is instead to keep an eye on Tom, who in reality is not a penniless journalist, but a scion with an annual income of twelve thousand pounds, son of the London Police Commissioner, as he fears that the mysterious murderer may make an attempt on his life: but... why?

The fact is that he, Tom, and Steve decide to keep an eye on the girl by entering her uncle's estate, in time to see Jenny, escorted by her relatives, walking along the avenues. They should have remained silent but as usual the Great Old Man with his histrionic manner makes those under surveillance become aware of their presence. Jenny declares her reciprocated love for Tom, and in the meantime Armand de Senneville himself, in Merrivale's opinion, is lurking somewhere ready to strike: he is not in Paris at all, but there in London, and he absolutely does not want the rich dowry escapes him. But why on earth would he then try to kill the girl?

Jenny wants to enter the labyrinth of her uncles' park against their uncles' advice. Tom follows her, and in the tangle of branches and bushes, someone tries to stab him, until after a furious melee Tom gets the upper hand. In time for him to rush to Merrivale and unmask the murderer.

The End of the Spoilers

The Man Who Explained Miracles, also known by its other title All in A Maze, is the only story Carr wrote about the figure of Merrivale, other than The House in Goblin Wood.

The story presents a series of interesting characteristics: first of all the Locked Room, resolved very brilliantly (I had some inkling of it anyway). The gas gimmick is brilliant. Even more so that of the whispering spirit in the acoustic tunnel: Carr once again resorts to ventriloquism, which he had resorted to several times previously. Mentions of ventriloquism can be found in various novels, from Four False Weapons to Death-Watch, from The Red Widow Murders to The Mad Hatter Mystery, to The Ends of Justice. The tunnel trick reminded me of another time Carr talks about an event that happens in a tunnel, which is when in Fire, Burn! he writes about a tunnel in which a man dies from a bullet that was not fired by any person (at least it would seem so).

 But there are also other references: it's as if Carr has inserted the best of his work as a writer in terms of tricks here. For example, there is a split person, that is, a person who has two identities, one real and one fictitious. This is also a reminder of the young Carr who had written It Walks By Night: in fact there Laurent and Saligny are two identities of the same person. The attack in the labyrinth at night reminded me a lot of the atmosphere of J.J. Connington (who Carr knew well and who he had included in his novels, first of all It Walks By Night), and also a novel by him in which a crime is perpetrated in a labyrinth: Murder in the Maze, 1927.

Furthermore, when Carr talks about the Office headed by Merrivale, the Central Office Eight of the Metropolitan Police, i.e. the so-called Ministry of Miracles, he could also have mentioned another character of his, that Colonel March who is put in charge, in stories about him, of a so-called “Department of Queer Complaints”. On the other hand, in the same collection that contains All in A Maze, there are also two stories with Colonel March: William Wilson's Racket and The Empty Flat.

The story, however, is not notable only for the quotes and the solution (even if of Merrivale's two stories, I always liked the other, an absolute masterpiece, The House in Goblin Wood, for the series of pitfalls and for the solution Grand Guignol, which in that case once again recalls It Walks By Night), but also for a characteristic which is not dwelt upon enough, that is, the humor in Carr: very often Carr in order not to excessively weigh down the atmosphere, which already in itself it is very heavy, full of horrifying details (ghosts, disappearances, rotting or walled-up corpses), dramas and crimes, it often inserts jokes that poison the various scenes. This insertion of jokes, often hilarious, is not so present in the novels and stories with Fell (where everything gives way to salacious comments and pompous self-celebrations, or to the usual exclamations (Archons of Athens, etc..), but in those with Merrivale where the figure of the detective, sketched on that of Churchill, is instead the bad copy, an awkward, ridiculous copy, completely missing instead in those with March and Bencolin where the atmospheres are the darkest that Carr has absolutely invented.

There are numerous jokes and sketches: I report some (almost all) :

“Ah, yes!” said Tom. “It was in New York, wasn’t it, that you wrecked the subway at Grand Central Station and nabbed the right murderer on the wrong evidence?” “Oh, son! I dunno what you’re talkin’ about,” said H.M., giving him an austere look. “And in Tangier, I think, you blew up a ship and let the real criminal escape just because you happened to like him?” “Y’see how they treat me?” H.M. demanded, his powerful voice rising as he addressed Jenny. “They’ve got no respect for me, not a bit.” (page 128)

“It seems I spent more money than I should have, or burn me, than I can account for. It also seems—would you believe it?—I shouldn’t have had banking accounts in New York, Paris, Tangier, and Milan.” “You didn’t know, of course, you weren’t allowed to have those banking accounts?” “Me?” (page 128-129)

They hoicked me up on the carpet before an old friend of mine. I won’t say who this louse is, except to tell you he’s the Attorney-General.” “No,” said Tom. “By all means don’t breathe a word.” “‘Henry,’ he says to me, ‘I’ve got you over a barrel.’” “Did the Attorney-General actually use those words?” “Well…now!” said the great man, making a broad gesture and giving Tom a withering look. “I’m tellin’ you the gist of it, that’s all. ‘Henry,’ he says, ‘on the evidence I have here, I could have you fined a hundred thousand pounds or stuck in jail for practically a century.’” Here H.M. broke off and appealed to Jenny. “Was this just?” he demanded. “Of course it wasn’t!” cried Jenny. “‘However,’ he says, ‘you pay up in full, with a fine, and we’ll forget it. Provided,’ he says—” “Provided what?” “I’m to go back to my own office here, d’ye see? It used to be part of the War Office, before they messed everything about in the war. And I’m to be in charge of Central Office Eight of the Metropolitan Police.” “Please,” said Jenny in her soft voice, “but what is Central Office Eight?” “It’s me,” (page 129)

 Can you explain miracles?” “No. But I know a man who can. Did you ever hear of Sir Henry

Merrivale?” “Sir Henry Merrivale?” “Yes!” “But he is awful!” cried Jenny. “He is fat and bald, and he swear and carry on and throw people out of windows.” “He is not, perhaps,” Tom admitted, “quite the ladies’ man he thinks he is. But he can explain miracles, Jenny (page 115)“And I was so, so wrong about your H.M.!” “Oh?” enquired Tom. “Yes, yes! He does not swear or carry on or throw people out of windows. He is what you call a poppet.” “Hem!” said the great man modestly. “Frankly,” said Tom, eyeing the stuffed owl across the desk, “I shouldn’t call it a well-chosen word to apply to him. You’ll find out. However! When I’d chucked out Aunt Hester, with the aid of two counter-girls and a friendly cop, I thought I’d never get here. I was afraid some infernal thing or other had happened to you, and I might never see you again.” “You may see me,” said Jenny, and stretched out her hands, “whenever you wish.” “Oi!” interposed a thunderous voice. The alleged poppet was now glaring at them with a malignancy which raised Jenny’s hair. (page 130-131)

“Well,” glowered H.M., scratching the back of his neck, “I’ve got a house, and a wife, and two daughters, and two good-for-nothing sons- in-law I’ve had to support for eighteen years. So I expect you’d better move in too.” “You mean this?” cried Jenny, and sprang to her feet. “You would really want me?” she asked incredulously. “Bah,” said H.M. “Sir H.M.! How to thank you I do not know…!” “Shut up,” said the great man austerely. (page 131-132). In essence H.M. he attributes the crazy expenses mentioned previously to the family situation, to the fact of having to provide for many people dependent on him.

“Then there’s your clothes,” he mused. “That’s a very fetchin’ outfit you’ve got on now, and I expect you brought a whole trunkful?” “Yes, my clothes! I forget!” “Don’t worry,” said H.M. with a suggestion of ghoulish mirth. “I’ll send a police-officer to fetch ‘em. (page 132)

“Looky here, my wench. I want to speak to Sam….Oh, yes, I can! This is the old man. You just tell him I squared it when he was givin’ a beautiful party for sixteen beautiful gals without any clothes on, and the silly-ass coppers broke in. Yes, the old man!…” (page 138)

“That you, Sam? How are you…? Never better, Sam! There’s a question I want to ask you….Thank’ee, Sam. How many vents are working now?…” Tom Lockwood looked up wildly at the air-ventilator humming and whacking above his head. He looked at an equally bewildered Jenny. “Only three? You’re sure of that? Right, Sam. Gimme their names and descriptions. Yes, I said descriptions! Uh-huh….No, the first one’s no good. Try the second….Lord love a duck, that sounds like the one we want! But try the third, just for luck….No, he’s no good either. It’s Charley Johnson. Gimme the address. It’s nearly six o’clock—he’s bound to be at home now….Thanks a million, Sam. And try to keep to one woman next time, hey? All right, all right!” (page 139)

“Sir!” protested Tom. ‘What in the name of sense is all this business of air-vents, and how can it help us?” “You wanted a miracle explained, didn’t you?” demanded the great man. “All right. Are you comin’ with me, or not?” (page 139)… “For the last time,” said the desperate Tom, “will you tell what an air-vent—” H.M. pulled down the brim of his hat even harder. “Who said anything about an air-vent?” he howled. “I didn’t. I said ‘vent.’ That’s the theatrical and professional term for a ventriloquist. Didn’t you ever hear a ventriloquist?” (page 140)

Burn me,” and H.M.‘s voice rose up passionately, “people are always sayin’, ‘What an old cloth-head he is; stick him upside down in the dustbin.’ Then they see what I mean. And they yell. Why, Henry; pull him out and dust him off; we should never have guessed it.’ And of course they wouldn’t have guessed it, the star-gazin’ goops! Only—” (page 143)

The role of guide caught Sir Henry Merrivale’s fancy at once. “Hem!” he said, tapping himself on the chest. “Me.” Lamoreux looked doubtful. “Okay, Pop, you’re the boss. But are you sure you know enough about the history of this joint?” “Me?” said the outraged H.M. “The palace of Hampton Court,” he bellowed, “begun by Cardinal Wolsey in the year 1515, was in 1526 pinched from this worthy prelate by that howlin’ old ram King Henry the Eighth, whose wives I shall now proceed to—” “Pop! Quiet!” “Am I a guide,” H.M. asked loftily, “or ain’t I?” (page 146)

Sir Henry Merrivale, in his most maddening mood, sat on an upended wheelbarrow, in one of the few remaining Tudor quadrangles: of dark red brick, with its white stone lions uprearing from the walls beside sly little windows. H.M. was again smoking his black pipe, and looked up at Tom without favour. (page 142)… From under the archway to a second quadrangle the sound of “S-s- t!” hissed at them in a way which made H.M. leap up from the overturned wheelbarrow (page 145). Here we even have a rhetorical figure: an oxymoron = paradoxical union of two antithetical terms. Note how for one of the few times in the passage Hernry Merrivale is referred to by the noble title Sir. The thing was invented by Carr precisely to achieve a result that opposes nobility to sitting on a wheelbarrow, which is something ridiculous.

Furthermore, Carr never loses his tendency to show off knowledge, dates, names and historical references. We see it in the brief but amusing altercation centered on William the Third, in which Sir Henry Merrivale cannot stand having his historical culture held against him : “On our right,” it thundered, “we got the famous Hampton Court gardens, forty-four acres of elegant spinach, first laid out by King William the Third and completed in 1734.” “For God’s sake, be careful,” whispered Tom. “William the Third died in 1702.” H.M. swung round, fists on hips. “And d’ye think I don’t know that?” he bellowed. “I didn’t say the old sour-puss finished ‘em, did I? I just said he laid ‘em out—which is what I’m goin’ to do to you, young man, if you don’t shut up and stop interruptin my lecture.” “Pop! The soft pedal! Give it the old soft pedal! Holy cats, they’ll hear you as far as Thames Ditton!” (page 147).

Overall, a gorgeous novelette.

Pietro De Palma